With a thirsty summer around the corner, RaceTrac wanted to generate some sharing through their social channels around their endless bevy of fountain drinks. Enter the Drink Shrink, a fictitious, online, uncertified psychologist that can tell you which RaceTrac concoction is right for you. Just answer the all-knowing one's questions (honestly or dishonestly) and your drink will be revealed. 

Below are some of the questions the Drink Shrink posed followed by a tasting of liquid answers. 

*Disclaimer: These are not real drinks. They were completely concocted by me and I will not vouch for their goodness.